Roy: Oh, hey Fullmetal, you’re back early.
Edward: Basements haunted.
Roy: ….
Riza: …. Whaー
Edward: *Cocks gun, gets on Al’s shoulders* Basements haunted.
Edward: YOU’VE GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!! YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELVES AND SAY, “WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY???”
Edward, angrily gesturing at Giant Lizard Envy™: NOT. FUCKING. THIS!!!
Edward, after getting impaled with a metal beam: Oh no! IT’S CLIFFORD THE BIG RED STAB WOUND!
Ling, to Ed: I can’t imagine us not being friends. After so many years and what we’ve been through together? Like… I think you’re just stuck with me until one of us dies, dude.
Edward: But which one will it be?
Ling: Ah, it− Depends on your attitude, really.
(Both start laughing)
Vanessa: FREDDY！You’re supposed to be on lockdown！
Freddy: Vanessa. A sound soul… Dwells within a sound mind… And a sound body.
Two words
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